The 'Idol' Bunch
Staff Writer
Darla Atlas
The Dallas Morning News, October 13, 2002

The dance moves. The oh-so-earnest emoting. All of those hits from the '70s performed as medleys.

It's no surprise that The Brady Bunch comes to mind when watching recent performances of American Idol singers, who will boogie down at American Airlines Center tonight.

The songs and choreography on display during the series Idol's finale - and again on the Vegas TV special - brought back painful memories of The Brady Bunch Variety Hour, circa 1977.

It's not that the Idol performers are bad. America has voted and we agree these kids are incredible - or at least most of them.

But are these concerts starting to give them a less-than-groovy image? With this question in mind, we thought we'd match the Idols with their very Brady counterparts. Darla Atlas

KELLY CLARKSON/MARCIA BRADY

Alike: These two always win everything, be it a singing contest or Most Popular Girl at Westdale High. Others are possibly jealous.

Different: Marcia (Maureen McCormick) couldn't really sing.

It was an act.

TAMYRA GRAY/CAROL BRADY

Alike: Voice of an angel and a mature presence. Rumored to have a crush on Justin/Greg. Secretly vying for the Most Popular Girl award.

Different: You can't have a Brady Bunch without Mrs. Brady (Florence Henderson), but you can have an Idol without Tamyra.

JUSTIN GUARINI/GREG BRADY

Alike: The most happenin' dudes in each group by far. (Two words: "Johnny" and "Bravo.")

Different: Justin's 'fro far surpasses Greg's wimpy 'do, and his crooning skills put Greg's (Barry Williams) to shame.

RYAN STARR/JAN BRADY

Alike: The early Idol ejectee and second Brady daughter (Eve Plumb) seem to have the most "issues."

Different: Jan's clothes may be cooler, but Ryan has the physical "attributes" for hers.

PAULA ABDUL/ALICE

Alike: The Idol judge and the Brady maid (Ann B. Davis) never have a harsh word for anyone - and often seem to be in their own special worlds.

Different: Paula would probably draw the line at doing the Idols' laundry.

RJ HELTON/PETER BRADY

Alike: This Idol finalist and the middle Brady bro (Christopher Knight) are the second-most happenin' dudes, because of their non-threatening, wholesome attractiveness. As American as pork chops and apple pie.

Different: RJ's voice changed before his singing career started.

NIKKI McKIBBIN/CINDY BRADY

Alike: Cute face, bright hair and lots of spunk.

Different: Youngest daughter Cindy (Susan Olsen) is the sweet child; Grand Prairie's Nikki is the wild child.

EJAY DAY/MIKE BRADY

Alike: They have the same hair.

Different: EJay was a last-minute addition to Idol; actor Robert Reed wanted out late in his show's game.

A.J. GIL/BOBBY BRADY

Alike: Nondescript. Sorta boring. Not many girls are clamoring for the timid Idol or the littlest Brady (Mike Lookinland).

Different: A.J. gets his retro look from the '80s, not the '70s.

CHRISTINA CHRISTIAN/KITTY KARRY-ALL

Alike: Adored by many, but thanks to the actions of Nikki/Cindy, they were lost in the shuffle early on. Mysteriously vanished in one episode - Kitty turned up in the doghouse, Christina in the hospital. After that, little air time.

Different: The doll has a little more meat on her bones.

WILL YOUNG/DAVY JONES

Alike: British singer is brought in for a guest-starring "moment" with Kelly/Marcia. Her reaction: "Cool Beans!/Groovy!"

Different: Will, Britain's American Idol equivalent, is not part of a boy band, a la Davy Jones' The Monkees. Yet.

RANDY JACKSON/THE GRAND CANYON

Alike: "Justin, Justin, Justin." Is there an echo in here? Idol's name-dropping judge popularized the greeting-in-triplicate.

Different: The Grand Canyon - destination of a wild Brady road trip - has never worked with Whitney and Mariah.

Darla Atlas

SIMON COWELL/SAM THE BUTCHER

Alike: For the name alone. Simon's take-no-prisoners judging style cut some contestants to pieces, although Simon/Sam's gruff exterior sometimes melts to show a softer side.

Different: This Brit was usually suited out in black; Sam the Butcher (Allan Melvin) wears butcher's white. Also, Sam's relationship with Alice is out in the open; Simon and Paula indulged in a little love-hate banter while professing mutual dislike.

JIM VERRAROS/COUSIN OLIVER

Alike: Somehow sneaked under the radar and into the family fold. Both have glasses. The Idol with deaf parents and the kid (Robbie Rist) who moved himself into the Brady household were popular at first but wore out their welcome. Quickly.

Different: Cousin Jim still has several fans out there.

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