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Justin Guarini, who placed second in Fox's American Idol, has signed a record deal. For just 99cents, he will get 10 records.

In entertainment news, have you seen that new Christina Aguilera video? I think it gave my TV genital warts.

NBC announced it will air a special featuring Cher's final live performance. As part of the grand finale, she will be wrapped up and placed gently back into her sar-cophagus.