'Idol' stars catch some hurrays at the beach
Annette and Frankie they aren't. And that's a good thing.
From Justin to Kelly, the post-American Idol concoction starring Kelly Clarkson
and Justin Guarini, is 40 years removed from the similarly contrived
Beach Party films with former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello and teen heartthrob
Frankie Avalon.
It's also about 40 times better, which isn't a glowing recommendation.
Rewatching Beach Party turns out to be worse than a third-degree sunburn,
particularly when Annette sings "Treat Him Nicely" while gazing at her
mirror image. The film also is rife with icky grown-ups. Didn't Robert Cummings,
Dorothy Malone, Morey Amsterdam and Harvey Lembeck have any other options?
From Justin to Kelly - boys meet girls on spring break in Miami - works 12
listenable tunes into its connect-the-dots plot. Adults aren't a factor, leaving
ample time for Ms. Clarkson and Mr. Guarini to earn a few credits toward their
junior thespian degrees under the capable direction of Robert Iscove (She's All
That and ABC's Emmy-nominated remake of Cinderella).
Ms. Clarkson, pride of Burleson, is first seen singing in a Texas bar. Her
level-headed character, Kelly Taylor, quickly joins best pals Alexa (Katherine
Bailess) and Kaya (Anika Noni Rose) on a fun 'n' sun trip to the beach.
Meanwhile, Justin Bell (Mr. Guarini) also is good to go with a
"Pennsylvania Posse" that includes con artist Brandon (Greg Siff) and
nerdy Eddie (Brian Dietzen).
It's only a matter of time - perhaps 10 minutes - before Kelly and Justin lock
eyes on the beach. But sexy Alexa's Alexis-style foul play keeps their lips at
bay until the film's homestretch. "Anytime you need love, baby, I'm on your
side," Justin finally sings to Texas' No. 1 Kelly girl. Backatcha, Curly.
Rated PG and actually tamer than that, the film's frequent musical breaks might
leave lots of teenage boys wondering how their girlfriends got them into this
instead of The Hulk. From Justin to Kelly is hardly West Side Story, but it
could be considered a cousin twice removed. Gotta sing, gotta dance - most
winningly in an energetic opening production number called "The
Bounce."
It's all smoothly packaged and presented by 19 Entertainment, the UK company
that brought American Idol to these shores and remains firmly in charge of the
Kelly/Justin starships. Their first movie together is a better-than-expected
diversion. No harm, no foul - and a true cinematic giant compared to Beach
Party.
From Justin to Kelly
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