'Idol' Stars Can't Carry Dull Musical
It's a sure sign that the movie is a dog when no critics are permitted to see
it before it's available to the public. That was the case with "From Justin
to Kelly," starring Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson, favorites from TV's
"American Idol."
And, yes, it is a dog. Guarini dubbed it "Grease on the Beach," which
is correct. The problem is "Grease" was released in 1978. Movies and
their audiences have changed in the passing years. But you would never know it
from this musical.
It's spring-break time in Miami Beach. Kelly's two friends, Kaya and Alexa, need
transportation for the frolic, and she is their salvation. Looking around the
Texas bar where she sings and waits tables, loyal Kelly decides she'll go, even
though boozing and bedding aren't her thing.
From Pennsylvania come Guarini and his buddies, Brandon, a slick operator, and
Eddie, a nerd. Brandon plans to stage contests and parties to pay their way.
Eddie just wants to meet in the flesh the woman with whom he's been
corresponding for a year on the Internet.
It all unravels as expected with Kelly and Justin doing the love-at-first-sight
thing, only to have Alexa, who is ultra-jealous of Justin's attentions to her
friend, keep them apart time after time. Kaya's function is to bond with Carlos,
a waiter whose affections she repays by getting him fired.
Despite success at his schemes, Brandon keeps getting busted by the cop on beach
patrol, who happens to be a woman. Eddie keeps missing his date and manages to
get a sunburn that makes his skin look like one of Reese Witherspoon's outfits
in "Legally Blonde."
Ho hum.
Are there no redeeming qualities? Yes. First, Clarkson's look. Not the typical
blonde beauty. Just a cute face beneath a dull hairdo. She could never be Olivia
Newton-John as Sandy in "Grease." More like the sassy Rizzo, played by
Stockard Channing in the earlier movie musical.
Second, the energetic dancing choreographed by Travis Payne.
One other bonus. After watching the non-chemistry of Luke Wilson and Kate
Hudson in "Alex & Emma," it's a relief to see these two leads
genuinely enjoying each other's company when they are not spatting. They may not
be actors yet, but they are more animated than Wilson and Hudson.