'Idol' vocalists have lots of pop, but little punch
Prime-time television has long been a launching pad for pop stars _ from
Elvis and the Beatles on "The Ed Sullivan Show" to Ricky Nelson and
the Monkees on sitcoms to Linda Eder on "Star Search" and O-Town on
"The Making of the Band."
Think what you will of Fox-TV's recently
popular singing talent show "American Idol." There's no question,
though, that the latest making-of-a-pop-star vehicle is the oddest translation
to the stage of all these made-by-TV situations. American Idols Live on Sunday
at Xcel Energy Center was, in part, the most expensive karaoke night you've
seen, and, in part, an overproduced amusement-park variety show starring some
familiar TV faces.
Watching the 10 "Idol" finalists
carry on _ first on solo turns in the opening half, then during ensemble numbers
after intermission _ made one appreciate how hard 'N Sync and the Backstreet
Boys must have worked. Not that the Idols are untalented, but they were
under-prepared. Four of the five Idol men looked as if they haven't been in a
gym in months and, frankly, couldn't sing their way out of the chorus into a boy
band.
Justin Guarini, 23, Idol runnerup, was
the only fellow with a consistently strong voice and commanding stage presence.
He seemed like a natural entertainer, although Broadway, not pop, might be his
future. Now if he would just get rid of that Barbra Streisand-in-"A Star Is
Born" Brillo pad hairdo.
Kelly Clarkson, 20, who won the TV competition,
showed that she has a bravura voice. Now if she would just skip the
Mariah-Whitney-Celine vocal gymnastics and let believable emotions carry the
song. Guarini's reading of "Let's Stay Together" may have been the
night's vocal highlight simply because it connected emotionally without
histrionics. Similarly, Clarkson's best turn was "Natural Woman,"
which featured her fewest vocal gyrations.
Unlike the other four "Idol" women,
Clarkson didn't feel compelled to bare her belly-button. She let her voice speak
volumes, to the delight of the screaming (mostly female) fans. However, all the
other "Idol" women except Ryan Starr (who came across like a Spice
Girl headed for disco land) showed voices with potential.
Pink wannabe Nikki McKibbin's treatment of
"Piece of My Heart" couldn't touch Janis Joplin's original but was
superior to Faith Hill's hit country version, and she was solid on "Rhiannon."
Christina Christian did a sultry reggae-tinged, shake-your-booty take on "Ain't
No Sunshine." And Tamyra Gray manifested alluring soulfulness before
exploding into over-the-top territory on "I'm Every Woman" and "A
House Is Not Home." Perhaps this was a case of the "Star Search"
disease of prematurely bursting into vocal histrionics to impress the judges.
Considering the solo selections and the ensemble
medleys of disco and Motown hits, it was apparent that they don't write pop
songs like they used to. Only three songs in the two-hour concert were written
after 1990. The one new song that everyone was expecting _ Clarkson's "A
Moment Like This," which rose to No. 1 in meteoric and record fashion _
wasn't even performed. Instead, she did her new single, "Before Your
Love."
"American Idol" was all about
vocal showmanship. Now it's time for the Idols to learn something about stage
showmanship.